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‘Death and Delusion’

We are ALL going to die. (happy f*kker me)
I do not know anyone that does not understand that they are going to DIE.
It is glaringly obvious. It is a FACT. End of.

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How is it then that 99% of the humans I meet are 100% deluded in how their transformation from embryo to furnace is going?
There was a piece of news regarding alcohol today 22/05/15. The bones of the piece were that alcohol sales to ‘admitted’ consumption were devoid to the tune of approximately 1 BOTTLE of wine per human per WEEK!!
My job as a Pro PTI is to MAXIMISE the ‘actual’ and MINIMISE the ‘delusion’.
Delusion is the PRIMARY creator of premature death on this land mass. This is just my opinion, I have NO statistics to back this up, no BOFFINS boffing about doing polls but in my ‘unwritten study’ (of which I have ) MANY.
DELUSION is TOP of the pile.
‘I don’t eat much’……
‘I don’t drink much’..’I don’t smoke much’..
‘I go to the gym everyday’

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NO, you are DELUDED.
We are ALL going to DIE. Some nicely. Some ugly. Die we will.
In my ‘unwritten study’ DELUSION is the biggest killer of ALL killers.
Cancer will kill you no matter how fit you are.
DELUSION will kill you faster and MORE often than Cancer.
Get a grip.
The FIRST step in ‘any’ quest let alone a ‘fitness’ quest is to LOSE the DELUSION.
Look in the mirror….. DELUDED?

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Enjoy.
M

Next time we can identify some ‘Delusion’ destruction tactics.